Written by: Bob Dylan with appropriate adjustments by Frank Shaffer
Sometimes I feel so low-down and disgusted
Can’t help but wonder what’s happenin’ to my companions (federal employees)
Are they lost or are they found?
Have they counted the cost it’ll take to bring down
All their earthly principles they’re gonna have to abandon?
And there’s a slow, slow train comin’ up around the bend
I had a mother down in West Virginia
She was a backwoods girl, but she sure was realistic
She said, “Boy, without a doubt
Have to quit your mess and straighten out
You could die down here, be just another accident statistic”
And there’s a slow, slow train comin’ up around the bend
All that foreign oil controlling American soil
Look around you, it’s just bound to make you embarrassed
Sheiks walkin’ around like kings
Wearing fancy jewels and nose rings
Deciding America’s future from Riyadh to Kuwait City
And there’s a slow, slow train comin’ up around the bend
Man’s ego is inflated, his laws are outdated, they don’t apply no more
You can’t rely no more to be standin’ around waitin'
In the home of the brave Jefferson turnin’ over in his grave
Fools glorifying themselves, trying to manipulate Satan
And there’s a slow, slow train comin’ up around the bend
Big-time negotiators, false healers and woman haters
Masters of the bluff and masters of the proposition
But the enemy I see wears a cloak of decency
All Judges stealing the souls of children while talkin’ in the name of Justice
(e.g., common pleas Judges Conahan and Ciavarella)
And there’s a slow, slow train comin’ up around the bend
People starving and thirsting, grain elevators are bursting
Oh, you know it costs more to store the food than it do to give it
They say lose your inhibitions, follow your own ambitions
They talk about a life of brotherly love
show me someone who knows how to live it
There’s a slow, slow train comin’ up around the bend
Well, my baby went to Canonsburg with some bad-talkin’ boy she could destroy
A real suicide case, but there was nothin’ I could do to stop it
I don’t care about economy, I don’t care about astronomy
But it sure do bother me to see my loved ones turning into puppets
And there’s a slow, slow train comin’ up around the bend
Copyright © 1979 by Special Rider Music
ABOUT MY FEDERAL SERVICE FOR MY COUNTRY
This website is about my work for thirty years as a
federal research engineer with the United States Department of Energy
and as a civil rights activist in Pittsburgh.
BORN AND RAISED FOR FEDERAL SERVICE
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Reverend Dr. Dallas B. Shaffer, US Army veteran |
My father, Reverend Dr. Dallas B. Shaffer, was an honorable US Army veteran who served on foreign soil; a Professor of Political Science; campaign manager and senior advisor to Attorney Congressman Harley O. Staggers Jr on how the House Judiciary Committee should interact with the Supreme Court; and an Episcopal Priest. My mother, Jennie M. Shaffer, was a high school teacher, a civil rights activist, and Vice President of the West Virginia Education Association. |
My mother leading the WV teachers’ strike in 1990 |
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The Honorable Bill Richardson-Lopez III
Click here to see a letter I received from
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I’m from a small town of ~4000 souls, Keyser, in West Virginia.
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President Harry Truman campaigning in Keyser to elect Harley O. Staggers Sr to Congress in 1948 |
First Lady Rosalynn Carter and President Carter with Congressman Staggers Sr & wife Mary Casey Staggers |
Congressman Staggers Sr campaigning to elect John F. Kennedy as our 35 th President. |
ABOUT MY WORK ON THE LEAD TEAM RESPONDING
TO THE DEEPWATER HORIZON OIL LEAK CRISIS
Click here or above to watch President Obama’s first Oval Office Address
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I was one of those engineers. |
THE PLUME TEAM OF THE NATIONAL INCIDENT COMMAND
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US Coast Guard Admiral Thad W. Allen, National Incident Commander of the Unified Command for the DWH crisis |
I was on the lead team responding to the Deepwater Horizon oil leak crisis: the Plume Team of the Flow Rate Technical Group of the National Incident Command . The team was led by Dr. Marcia McNutt. At that time, she was the first woman to serve as the Director of the US Geological Survey since it was founded in 1879. She is now the first woman to serve as the President of the National Academy of Sciences (NAS). The NAS was founded by Abraham Lincoln in 1863 to serve as pro bono “Advisers to the Nation” on all scientific matters |
Dr. Marcia McNutt then Director of the US Geological Survey, now President of the National Academy of Sciences |
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FUN FACT: Admiral Allen was the twenty-third Commandant of the US Coast Gaurd. He also led the responses to Hurricanes Rita and Katrina. |
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The Plume Team of the National Incident Command at the NOAA Command Center in Seattle.
Dr. McNutt is in the middle.
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An award from
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FUN FACT: BP was founded as the Anglo-Iranian Oil Company
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Those funds went to the fifty million people of five Gulf states to recover and rebuild. My US Patent 8,391,552 was critically important tool I used.
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Prof. Ömer Savaş, UC Berkeley |
Independent experts reviewed the technology of my US Patent 8,391,552 and found it to be
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Dr. Ray Cocco CEO of PSRI |
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My work at Naval Weapons Station Earle was funded ($738,000) by the USDOI Bureau of Safety & Environmental Enforcement (BSEE).
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COMING SOON:About my work funding and managing the development
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THE ATTACKS The $20.8 billion fine was ordered on October 5, 2015, by the Honorable US District Court Judge Carl J. Barbier for the Eastern District of Louisiana. I was immediately attacked in retaliation. I have been under retaliatory color-of-law attacks since the $20.8 billion fine was ordered. One of the Snakes who attacked me was the Director of the USDOE National Energy Technology Laboratory, Dr. Grace Bochenek. She spent most of her career developing advanced weapons for the US Army. All I have is a pencil to defend myself with.
Click here or on the many headed snake to see the names of the snakeswho’ve attacked me for the past ten years.
NEW: The Snakes have been under investigation since March 6, 2025
One hundred and forty-two days after the $20.8 billion fine,
The hate crimes of Allegheny County Solicitor Luke C. Kelly
NEW: The suicide of NETL Director Dr. Anthony V. Cugini He was attacked by some of the same snakes who attacked me, including NETL Chief Counsel Susan E. Malie and the NETL Law Department
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My presentation for the 2024 Multiphase Flow Event in Morgantown, WV:
COMING SOON: About listening to the Director of Los Alamos Dr. Michael R. Anastasio propose to detonate a thermonuclear device 5000 ft deep in the Gulf of Mexico to stop the Deepwater Horizon oil leak FUN FACT: Robert Oppenheimer was the first Director of Los Alamos
More about my work with experts in the fields
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SOME GAVE ALL |
YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN |
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FUN FACT:CRADA’s were the brainchild of a love affair between President George H.W. Bush and Margaret “The Iron Lady” Thacher |
Hall of Fame Lawyers and Pittsburgh Hall of Shame Lawyers
THE SHAFFER FAMILY
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Dr. Douglas Shaffer, MD; Jennie M. Shaffer, VP of the WVEA; Rev. Dr. Dallas B. Shaffer; Lynne Shaffer PharmD; and Franklin D. Shaffer |
Lynne, Douglas and Franklin D. |
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Both of my parents were children of coal miners in West Virginia, the poorest state in our United States. During the Great Depression their families were starving. They were saved by The New Deal of Franklin D. Roosevelt. In his honor, they named their first-born son Franklin D.
LIVED TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE / CITIZENS OF ETERNITY They raised me and my little brother to get as much education in the sciences as we could, then to serve our country as federal employees. |
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ABOUT MY LITTLE BROTHER’S FEDERAL SERVICE |
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For his education in the sciences, Doug earned a Pharmacy Degree and a Medical Degree from WVU, and a Master of Science in Hospital Administration from Duke University. He entered federal service for our country with the National Institutes of Health’s Heart, Lung and Blood Institute in Bethesda, then served with the US Department of Health and Human Services, Center for Disease Control (CDC) in Atlanta. In 2003, he helped Dr. Anthony Fauci start the President’s Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief (PEPFAR) program. To implement the PEPFAR program, Doug lived in Kenya and Rwanda for 20 years with some of the poorest people in the world suffering from HIV/AIDS. The PEPFAR program has now saved 25 million lives.
Doug is now the Associate Director of the
The FDA is the largest and most powerful regulatory agency in the world. |
Dr. Douglas N. Shaffer, MD
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He also served as a doctor treating the US military
For his federal service, he was awarded the Presdential Medal of Freedom, |
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ABOUT MY FEDERAL SERVICE FOR MY COUNTRY
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For my education in the sciences, I earned Bachelor of Science and Master of Science Degrees in Mechanical Engineering from WVU. In 1986, I entered federal service with the US Department of Energy’s Pittsburgh Energy Technology Center. In 1990, I invented, and in 1994 patented ( US Patent 5,333,044 “Fluorescent Image Tracking Velocimetry” ) an imaging technology to visualize and measure the flow of organic and inorganic particles through power plants, and the flow of blood cells in artificial hearts and lungs. |
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My US Patent 5,333,044 was made possible by my access to nuclear weapons technologies from the US’s and UK’s premier nuclear weapons labs. |
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Patent 5,333,044 has now saved thousands of lives.
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FOUNDING THE 15TH NATIONAL LABORATORY I was a member of the Institutional Strategic Planning Team that created the 15th National Laboratory of the United States, the USDOE National Energy Technology Laboratory. Click here or on the images below to see my name on the original charter for the DOE NETL, and a letter from Senator Robert C. Byrd (Senate Majority Leader, Chair of the Senate Appropriations Committee, and Senate Pro Tempore) to a junior WV State Senator, Attorney Harley O. “Buckey” Staggers Jr |
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SOME OF THE GREAT FEDERAL EMPLOYEES I WORKED WITH
MEDICAL AND MILITARY APPLICATIONS OF MY PATENT 8,391,552
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Neil Armstrong |
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FUN FACT: Ken led the team at Aerojet Rocketdyne that developed the main engine for the Saturn V rocket that sent the first three astronauts to the moon: Neil Armstrong, Micheal Collins and Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin. |
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Here’s a list of my peer-reviewed publications in scientific journals.
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Because of
The Attacks
in retaliation for causing the $20.8 billion fine,
I struggle everyday with the mental illness they caused,
COMING SOON:
My tips for safely surviving when you are homeless
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If you are having thoughts of ending your life,
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FDShaffer@Gmail.com 412-320-0510